I am the Doctor

haroldtsaxon asked: "maybe your just treating symptoms, maybe there's an underlying problem"

“Yes, yes, almost certainly, but what could it be? I’ve been hunting around her innards for the past two weeks and coming up with absolutely nothing.”

haroldtsaxon asked: "oh, what happened, maybe i can help" he says

“Well that’s what I’ve been busy with, you see. Everything has been breaking, one after the next. I fix the re-materialisation circuit, the dematerialisation circuit blows. I fix the alternative energy unit, the recursion loop nullifier goes kaput. It’s incredibly irritating.”

drgraceholloway-deactivated2011 asked: *laughs, relieved* Four inches long and bright blue? That sounds like the pixies in Harry Potter! What terrible source made them think we were just like them?

Not a bad mental image. Though you need to think a little less humanoid and a little less winged. They aren’t exactly brightest creatures out there. They only have space travel because they stole the technology from other races. Someone conned them out of a lot of resources with that “Earth is populated by tiny blue imbeciles” story.

drgraceholloway-deactivated2011 asked: What's a Tohin? Now you've got me worried!

I wouldn’t worry about it at all. They’re about four inches long and bright blue. In about two weeks, they’ll come to Earth in what goes down in history as one of the least successful invasions of all time. They somehow got it into their heads that humans were also four inches long and bright blue. They’re completely harmless unless you prod them too much. They like cheese puffs quite a bit.

haroldtsaxon asked: "oh" he says eating a lemon one

“Mm.” He nods. “I’m afraid the TARDIS is out of commission at the moment.”

drgraceholloway-deactivated2011 asked: Hello, Doctor!

My name is Grace and I um.. *is shy* I just wanted to say hello because I think you are absolutely amazing!

Oh my, Grace, thank you. That’s very kind of you to say. Hello to you as well!

You are from early 2011, right? Keep an eye out for the Tohin, Grace. If I remember correctly, they show up in your area right around now. They aren’t particularly dangerous, but they’ll give you a nasty bite if you’re not careful. The local cats will get rid of them all within a couple of months, anyway.

haroldtsaxon asked: "really why is that?" he ask digging around in his pockets and then offering eight a jelly baby

The Doctor considers for a moment before taking the candy. “I haven’t had much of a chance.” He pops it in his mouth and continues to talk with his mouth full. “I’ve been awfully busy.”

haroldtsaxon asked: "ok" Koschei says with a nod "um you wouldn't happen to know were nine or ten are?" he ask

“None whatsoever, I’m afraid. We’ve barely even spoken.”

haroldtsaxon asked: "no" he says shaking his head "it happened last night... I can show you if you don't belive me" he says

“Ah- no, no, it’s okay, I’m fine here. Really.” That was just about the last thing he wanted to see right now. What a delightful mental image.

haroldtsaxon asked: "well I am... nine's not really traveling and him and ten's TARDIS's are connected... were not traveling were just a couple" he says

And that was too much. Too much, too quickly. “You must be joking.”